Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Smartest Girl in the States

Enzo Gucci gives her a 9 in the looks department, and a 1.5 in the intelligence department. Using complex mathematics:

9+1.5 / 2

we can give her an average overall rating of 5.25.

But, since being attractive is proabably more important than being intelligent she gets an additional 3 bonus points, which brings here to an 8.25, a very respectable overall score.

2 comments:

Lyle said...

It's just a rumor, but I heard that Doyle Diamond was in the front row, and she was stuck temporarily insane with sexual desire.
I think that is the most plausible explanation.

D. Diamond said...

That is absolutely true.
After the show I banged her.
She will probably cure cancer now.