Thursday, September 6, 2007

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Smartest Girl in the States

Enzo Gucci gives her a 9 in the looks department, and a 1.5 in the intelligence department. Using complex mathematics:

9+1.5 / 2

we can give her an average overall rating of 5.25.

But, since being attractive is proabably more important than being intelligent she gets an additional 3 bonus points, which brings here to an 8.25, a very respectable overall score.

Monday, August 27, 2007

T Shirt Design, Part II

When it comes to style, Enzo Gucci doesn't usualy wear T Shirts that cost less than $50USD.


This shirt, however, was designed for Team Bearclaw by me, Enzo Gucci. It took me around 10 (valuable) minutes to complete. Given my usual work rate of $1,200/hr, we can assume that this shirt is worth around $200USD, regardless of how much it actualy retails for.






There is also a picture that deserves some attention. This is the current Cat 5 World Champion, Lyle:




As you can see, he is Holding a Trophy and wearing gold medals around his neck. That is all.


Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Here is a new t shirt design. It took somewhere between 5 minutes and 8 hours for me to create. You be the judge. I think it's safe to say that this shirt will scare most people into a dark corner. I think it is also safe to say that 99% of women will find this shirt irresistable.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Welcome

You are currently reading what will soon become the best blog known to man. My name is Enzo Gucci, and while I may not be the reason Team Bearclaw wins so many races, I am the reason they look so good.